The President's Page

Like any organization, the Jewish Center of Northwest Jersey has a president with a variety of duties. Howie Hirsch will serve as president for the 2016-2017 period; Mo Bauer is the immediate past-president.

The latest message from the president, published in the Journal, is found below. (Past messages can be found on the Past Messages page.)

E-mail temple president Howie Hirsch

February 2018 Message from President Howie Hirsch

Shalom everyone, my father found this and passed it on to me and I thought that it sums up one aspect of my personality.

HUGGING

HUGGING IS HEALTHY.
IT HELPS THE BODYS IMMUNE SYSTEM.
IT KEEPS YOU HEALTHIER.
IT CURES DEPRESSION.
IT REDUCED STRESS.
IT INDUCES SLEEP.
ITíS INVIGORATING.
ITíS REJUVENATING.
IT HAS NO UNPLEASANT SIDE EFFECTS,
AND HUGGING IS NOTHING LESS THAN A MIRACLE DRUG.

HUGGING IS ALL NATURAL.

IT IS ORGANIC,
NATURALLY SWEET,
NO PESTICIDES,
NO PRESERVATIVES,
NO ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS,
AND 100% WHOLESOME.

HUGGING IS PRACTICALLY PERFECT.

THERE ARE NO MOVABLE PARTS,
NO BATTERIES TO WEAR OUT,
NO PERIOD CHECK-UPS,
LOW ENERGY CONSUMPTION,
HIGH ENERGY YIELD,
INFLATION PROOF,
NON-FATTENING,
NO MONTHLY PAYMENTS,
NO INSURANCE REQUIREMENTS,
THEFT PROOF,
NONTAXABLE,
NONPOLLUTING, AND OF COURSE,
FULLY REFUNDABLE
(ATTRIBUTED TO DEAR ABBY)
Love, Howie

Read past messages on the Past Messages page.

 

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