The President's Page
|Like any organization, the Jewish Center of Northwest Jersey has a president with a variety of duties. Howie Hirsch will serve as president for the 2016-2017 period; Mo Bauer is the immediate past-president.
The latest message from the president, published in the Journal, is found below. (Past messages can be found on the Past Messages page.)
E-mail temple president Howie Hirsch
February 2018 Message from President Howie Hirsch
Shalom everyone, my father found this and passed it on to me and I thought that it sums up one aspect
of my personality.
HUGGING IS HEALTHY.
IT HELPS THE BODYS IMMUNE SYSTEM.
IT KEEPS YOU HEALTHIER.
IT CURES DEPRESSION.
IT REDUCED STRESS.
IT INDUCES SLEEP.
IT HAS NO UNPLEASANT SIDE EFFECTS,
AND HUGGING IS NOTHING LESS THAN A MIRACLE DRUG.
HUGGING IS ALL NATURAL.
IT IS ORGANIC,
NO ARTIFICIAL INGREDIENTS,
AND 100% WHOLESOME.
HUGGING IS PRACTICALLY PERFECT.
THERE ARE NO MOVABLE PARTS,
NO BATTERIES TO WEAR OUT,
NO PERIOD CHECK-UPS,
LOW ENERGY CONSUMPTION,
HIGH ENERGY YIELD,
NO MONTHLY PAYMENTS,
NO INSURANCE REQUIREMENTS,
NONPOLLUTING, AND OF COURSE,
(ATTRIBUTED TO DEAR ABBY)
Read past messages on the Past Messages page.